About This Pub
Ah, the Crumpled Horn in Upminster really hits the spot as a classic British pub – it's got that cosy, welcoming feel where you can settle in for a pint and some hearty food without any fuss. I love how the staff go the extra mile to make everyone feel at ease, and the menu's full of proper pub classics like burgers and curries, all served up with big portions that leave you satisfied. The vegetarian options are a nice touch too, and it's brilliant for families or groups with events like quizzes and band nights adding to the fun. Plus, that pub garden is an absolute winner on a sunny day, and the deals like 30% off mains make it easy on the pocket. On the downside, the opening times can be a bit all over the place, so it's worth double-checking before you head out, and it does get heaving sometimes, which might mean a wait for your table. All in all, it's a solid choice for a casual night out, with plenty of positives that outweigh the minor niggles – I'd say it's well worth a visit if you're after a proper local gem.
Pros and Cons
Pros
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The staff are incredibly friendly and attentive, always making you feel right at home
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The food is spot on – tasty, well-presented dishes with generous portions and plenty of vegetarian options to choose from
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They've got a lovely pub garden that's perfect for soaking up the sun with a drink and some mates
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Loads of fun events like quizzes, band nights, and theme parties that keep the atmosphere buzzing
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Great value deals, such as 30% off mains, which make it an affordable spot for a meal out
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It's dog-friendly, so you can bring your furry companion along for the fun
Cons
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The operating hours can be a bit inconsistent, with varying times listed, which might leave you scratching your head about when to pop in
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As a popular spot, it can get quite busy at peak times, potentially leading to waits for service or tables
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While most feedback is glowing, the overall rating of 4.1 suggests there might be the odd off day with service or food not quite hitting the mark
Contact Information
33-37 Corbets Tey Rd, Upminster RM14 2AJ
+441708226698
Pub
Open Now
Opening Hours
Monday | 11:30 - 23:00 |
Tuesday (Today) | 11:30 - 23:00 |
Wednesday | 11:30 - 23:00 |
Thursday | 11:30 - 23:00 |
Friday | 11:30 - 00:00 |
Saturday | 11:00 - 00:00 |
Sunday | 12:00 - 22:30 |
Recent Reviews
Great service from really friendly and attentive staff.
Food was tasty and well presented. I was impressed by the NGCI menu and the varied vegetarian options.
Stacey, Katie and Vicki are the bomb.com
Thanks for the fantastic customer service when we came in, everyone really went the extra mile and the food was lovely too so thanks to Tina for that. Hope the refurb goes well.
Popped in to the Crumpled horn for lunch and drinks and the staff were lovely. Full of energy and very helpful made the atmosphere all the more welcoming and a great location on the high street. Thanks as well to Tina for the lovely food. And the weeknight deals are a big win too.
Booked a table for a Euro’s game. Good food (huge portions), all drink selections and nice staff. Easy order with QR code. Dog friendly which is amazing, Nigel was so happy to be at the pub with the boys for the football, haha!
Absolutely great quiz night. Fabulous quiz master Russ and the team pulled it out the bag tonight. Great quiz, fun atmosphere and good fun. Staff pulled out all the stops getting out over 70 meals for us all tonight. Well done all
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